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Sweater Monster

Sweater Monster

Regular price $23.00
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This year’s drop? A washed Honduras—because yeah, we’re unapologetically into Hondos. It opens with caramel and butter-cookie aromatics, rolls into bright orange acidity, and lands smooth with a creamy body. Clean, complex, and built to pull a stupid-good shot. Zero heavy, over-roasted nonsense. Winter isn’t for hiding inside with bad coffee. It’s for cold air in your lungs, layers on your back, and a cup that hits crisp and bright before you head back out.

ROAST
Light
Dark
FLAVOR PROFILE

Caramel and butter cookie aroma, orange acidity, creamy body

This is NOT an artificially flavored coffee. None of our coffees have any added flavors or additives. The flavors we list are simply subtle nuances or aromas.

ORIGIN
Central America
PROCESS
Washed
VARIETALS
Catimor 129, Java
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Chemex, Pourover, Espresso, Drip

No Landfill Guilt, Upcycle this Sucker

This winter single-origin doesn’t do boring. It comes in hot with caramel and butter-cookie aromatics, snaps with bright orange acidity, and finishes smooth and creamy. Designed to keep your palate alert and your standards high.

Brew it as drip and it absolutely rips—but pull it as espresso and it really shows its teeth. Packed in our upcycled, post-consumer metal can because good coffee shouldn’t come with landfill guilt. Drink bold. Reuse the can. Repeat.

Even More Info

  • Bold & Unique Flavor: This winter blend breaks the mold with a rare mix of creamy sweetness, fruity undertones, and a refreshing zing.
  • Artisanal Crafting: Expertly blended to bring out a perfectly balanced flavor with every brew.
  • Versatile Enjoyment: Enjoy Sweater Monster as an invigorating morning cup or a comforting evening indulgence.

Ingredients & Brew Tips:

Made with high-quality coffee beans, roasted to enhance its full-bodied profile and smooth finish. Brew at medium strength to bring out its signature creamy vanilla, stone fruit, and zesty notes for a truly indulgent experience.

Coffee for people who give a sh*t about coffee.